“Let’s change the subject,” I suggested.

“Eddie,” Ada said, forging into the breach, “what do you think of Jet’s new hair-do? Isn’t it pretty?” I gave up trying to eat and leaned back in my seat.

“Somebody, please kil me,” I asked the ceiling.

Eddie’s hand curled around my neck and his thumb stroked me there.

Electricity shot from my neck, straight to my ni**les.

Bad idea, leaning back in my seat. I forgot about Eddie’s arm.

I leaned forward immediately.

“What’s for dessert?” Trixie asked, her eyes dancing.

She’d caught the hand action. “I hope it’s lemon meringue pie.”

I could have shot myself.

I’d made chocolate sheet cake. Trixie loved my chocolate sheet cake, demanded that I make it for her birthday every year. I should have bought something Sara Lee.

“Chocolate sheet cake,” Mom announced.

Trixie’s eyes got huge and she turned to Eddie, “You’l ask her to marry you after you taste her chocolate sheet cake.”

I threw my chair back, got up and grabbed my plate.

“I’m done. Anyone else done?”

Mom looked up at me. “Jet, sit down. No one else is done.”

“Then I’l go make more iced tea.”

And I ran.

My f**king mother.

And yes, it was definitely an f-word moment.

I hid in the kitchen, making more iced tea and getting the coffee ready for dessert. I also got out the dessert plates and forks. I also cleaned the pots, rinsed my plate and cutlery, put them in the dishwasher and wiped down the counters.

Then Trixie came in, bearing used dishes.

She glared at me.

“That was rude.”

I didn’t care if it was rude. Rude was good. I was embracing rude with everything I had.

“You don’t understand what’s going on,” I told her.

“So explain it to me,” she shot back.

Since I didn’t understand what was going on either, I couldn’t.

“Just trust me, this is not what it seems.”

“Mm-hmm,” she said, al pissed off and not believing me, not even a little bit. She put the dishes in the sink and then a hand to her hip.

I was surrounded by women who could pul off the attitudinal hand on hip. Again, I had to ask, why me?

She went on, “From where I sat, it seemed like he was very interested in every word that was said. From where I sat, he seemed very interested in watching you the whole time we talked. From what I can see, he seems like a nice guy.”

“How can you tel ? You haven’t let him get a word in edgewise,” I said.

She started to look uncomfortable then hid it.

“Maybe we were laying it on a bit thick.”

“A bit?” I snapped.

Her hand came away from her hip, her face changed and she grabbed my arms.

“Jet, honey, who made the rule that you weren’t al owed to be happy?”

“No one. I’l be happy… someday. Just not with Eddie.”

“Why not with Eddie?”

“Have you looked at Eddie?”

Her eyes got kind of dreamy.

She’d looked at Eddie.

“Enough said,” I finished.

She stared at me, coming back into the room.

“What’s the way Eddie looks got to do with the price of tea in China?”

How to explain?

See, the thing was, good things didn’t happen to me. It wasn’t as if I had a sorry, sad life. My life wasn’t better or worse than anyone else’s. I’d had ups, I’d had downs.

Okay, so there were a lot of downs, but there were also a lot of good times too.

I just knew I wasn’t lucky. I also knew my limitations. And final y, I knew that dreams didn’t come true, not your Mom’s dreams for you, not your Mom’s best friend’s dreams for you and certainly not your own. Life was finding your piece of happiness, even working for it if you had to, and settling in.

I knew I’d find my piece of happiness but even if Eddie truly did have some weird attraction to me, I’d never, not in a mil ion years, settle in with him. I’d always be wondering when he’d figure it out or find something better. And I didn’t want a life like that.

That’s why good looking people were with good looking people, and plain folk were with plain folk. You didn’t court that kind of unhappiness.

Trixie had been married twice and was currently on the market. She had taste in men like my Mom and Lavonne but enough confidence to get them to take a hike when she was done carrying them. She’d find someone else, I knew it, she always did. She was that kind of woman. When she was done being alone, she wouldn’t be alone. She’d never understand.

“Never mind,” I said.

She stared at me.

“Next time I see Ray, I’m gonna kil him.” She’d have to stand in line.

“Why?” I asked.

“Never mind,” she said.

We rinsed the dishes and put them in the dishwasher.

Trixie carried out the sheet cake and I trailed with ice cream and plates. Trixie served up while I did coffee. The whole time, I avoided looking at Eddie.

“I’l come around at 5:30 to pick you up tomorrow,” Eddie said, finishing his cake and looking at Mom.

Uh-oh.

I stil hadn’t told Mom about Blanca’s dinner.

“Pardon?” Mom asked, looking between Eddie and me.

“I forgot to tel you, we’re going to Eddie’s Mom’s for dinner tomorrow,” I said.

Trixie smiled. Mom beamed. Ada actual y clapped.

I sat back in my chair and closed my eyes.

“You ladies can come if you like, Mom’s having a party,” Eddie told Trixie and Ada.

I leaned forward in my chair and opened my eyes, turned to Eddie and glared.

“What do you mean, a party?”

“She’s asked the cousins, Indy and Lee, al of the Nightingales and Indy’s Dad.”

No.

No, no, no.

This was not happening.

“I’d love to come,” Trixie said.

“I’d be delighted. I never go anywhere,” Ada said.

Wonderful.

“I’l come by at 5:30, I’l take Ada and we’l fol ow you,” Trixie planned, talking to Eddie and Eddie nodded.

I got out of my chair again, this time, I had a valid excuse.