Now, Tanya wanted to be at a pole. She looked great, lots of dark hair, a fake DD-cup and long legs. She tried the stage once but she was a terrible dancer; not only two left feet, but also no rhythm and when she tried to dance sexy, well , there’s no way to describe it, it was just plain wrong. It was hard to watch her up there, it was so bad. Smithie took her off the stage and gave her a uniform. It broke her heart.

She was now taking salsa lessons in hopes of another go.

“I’m in love,” she told me.

“Real y? That’s great,” I said.

She laughed.

“You idiot. Not real y. More like in lust. Got a guy at my station the likes you don’t see in here very often.” I looked over my shoulder to her station but there were people standing around and I couldn’t see any of her tables.

“Who is he?”

Someone shifted and I froze when I saw Eddie sitting alone at a table, his legs stretched in front of him, crossed at the ankles. His arms were crossed on his chest. He had a beer bottle on the table in front of him, his face was blank and his eyes were on the stage. He watched the stage like I would guess he’d watch a sitcom, as if it was al the same to him.

“Holy shit!” I said, turning away.

“I know!” Tanya said. “Isn’t he hot?”

No.

No, no, no, no.

This was not happening.

“Jet, are you okay?” Tanya asked.

What was I going to do?

I couldn’t leave, I needed the tips and the hours and Smithie’d lose his mind.

I couldn’t stay because Eddie was there and he was going to see me in my Smithie’s uniform and that did not bear thinking about.

“I know him,” I told Tanya.

“You do? Who is he?”

“Pour a beer on him, turn the table on him. Something, anything to get him to leave,” I said to her.

“Is he bad news?” she asked, looking toward the table.

“Don’t look!” I said, grabbing her face by the chin and making her look at me.

“He hurt you or something?” she asked between smushed lips and I let her face go.

“No. He’s just… I… shit!”

I had to do it, I was in a slut outfit and Eddie was there.

As fast as I could, I told her my life story, leaving out bits and skipping over bits but essential y tel ing her about my confidence problem, my crush and what had been happening the last few months.

“What’s wrong with you?” Tanya said, staring at me like I lost my mind. “Get in there, girl.”

“You don’t understand,” I said.

“No, I don’t and I’m not pouring a beer on him, although I’d like to see that t-shirt on him wet. You look fantastic in that outfit and you shouldn’t be ashamed of that. Your new hair is kil er and he’s obviously here to see you ‘cause it’s clear he isn’t interested in what’s on stage. So, he should see you.”

“Tanya.”

“Un-unh.” She shook her head, gave me a “talk to the hand” gesture, grabbed her tray and strutted away.

Wonderful.

I got my drinks order and spent the next hour hiding from Eddie by walking far out of my way, putting people between us. I didn’t even look in his direction, although that took a super-human effort.

I was at the bachelor party, having unloaded another tray of drinks on them when I turned and chanced a glance at Eddie’s table. It was now fil ed with four guys, drinking beer, staring at the stage and adjusting their crotches.

I breathed a sigh of relief. Eddie was gone.

Thank God.

I was about to go toward the bar but stopped.

Eddie was leaning on the bar.

I had no time to react because he began to scan the room, looked past me, then his head snapped back and his eyes locked on me. Even in the dim light, I saw his brows draw together and he straightened away from the bar.

I realized then how I’d avoided him; it was the hair. He’d probably seen me but didn’t know who I was.

“Damn,” I said.

At that moment, my luck, never good, turned nasty.

I felt a hand go from the back of my knee, up my thigh, nearly to my mini-skirt.

I whirled around.

“No hands,” I snapped to Bachelor Number One, the one I’d clocked as the one to watch. He had greedy eyes and, at first sight, I didn’t like him.

“Hey babe, why aren’t you up there?” He motioned to the stage, “You’d be shit-hot up there.”

I started to walk away but was tagged by a hand at my camisole and pul ed back.

I turned around.

“I said, no hands.” I looked around for Lenny or one of the other bouncers but I saw none. The place was packed.

“You left without your tip,” Bachelor Number One said.

He held up a fifty.

A fifty was a f**king great tip and definitely worth the f-word. Even the dancers didn’t often get fifties.

I went to take it and he snatched it away.

He folded it in half, lengthwise.

“I want you to take it with your teeth.”

Then he held it at his fly.

What a jerk.

My eyes moved to his and I couldn’t help it, fifty dol ars or not, my lip curled.

“I don’t think so.”

I turned to walk away; he grabbed me by the waist, yanked me back onto his lap and curled an arm tight around me. With the other hand, he slid the fifty between my br**sts.

That’s the last thing he did of his own accord.

The next thing I knew, a hand wrapped around my wrist and Eddie jerked me out of his lap. The strength of the pul and momentum of my body threw me away from him several feet and I crashed into some guys who were standing around. Stil , I saw Eddie yank Bachelor Number One out of his chair by his col ar.

Then he held him by his col ar and he put his fist in his face. It was not pretty and I winced. You could hear his nose breaking.

The other bachelor party boys rose from their seats in defence of their brethren and al hel broke loose.

Several guys tried to jump Eddie but he had his eyes on the prize, yanking Bachelor Number One free of the clutch and, stil holding his col ar, slammed his fist into his face again.

That’s al I saw. I was being jostled and pushed back, teetering on my dominatrix shoes. Lenny got to me and pul ed me out of the rapidly growing brawl. It started with Eddie and the bachelor party and grew.