“Mm-hmm,” Shirleen agreed, her eyes still locked on Hector. “Never fancied me a brown boy but, given the chance, I wouldn’t say no to Hector Chavez. No f**kin’ way.”

After she said that, she tore her gaze from Hector, looked at me and I grinned at her. She grinned back then her eyes flicked over my shoulder and her grin died.

“Shit. Society bitch, three o’clock and closing in. Gotta go,” Shirleen whispered and then, poof, she was gone, disappearing in the crowd.

Dazed at her quick disappearing act, I turned around and watched Monica Henrique bearing down on me.

Oh no.

What was she doing there?

She’d hated me since the whole Nanette thing went down!

And she was definitely not on the guest list and hadn’t been since The Daisy Incident.

And there was no way Ralphie would invite her, she’d come before and Ralphie instantly loathed her.

“Sadie!” she screeched, fake smile on her face, throwing her arms out straight in front of her like we were best friends reunited after years apart.

Before I could escape, she grabbed my upper arms and pulled me in for air kisses, first one cheek then the other then she leaned back, still with her hands on me.

“Oh my God!” she continued to screech (loudly), her eyes on my cheek. “What happened to your face?”

Someone, please tell me she did not just say that.

I felt people turning to look at us and I wanted to cut and run.

Of course, I did not.

My back went straight, my chin jutted out and I ignored her unbelievably insensitive question.

“Monica. Lovely to see you,” I said in a voice that made it clear I felt the opposite.

She ignored my tone and let go of my arms but only to get close to my side and link her arm with mine.

“Sadie, I don’t know if you know this,” she whispered conspiratorially. “But Daisy Sloan is here.” And she said Daisy’s name like it tasted bad.

My body stayed frozen stiff but my head turned slowly to look at her.

“I know,” I said. “Daisy was invited.” I stressed the last word to make my point but it flew directly over Monica’s head or, more likely, she ignored it because she was a bitch.

A look went across her face like she was thinking about this then she came to a conclusion and carried on, “Well, her husband is loaded. And you’ve got paintings to sell, now that your situation has, um… changed.” I stared at her, shocked even further that she brought up my father but she didn’t notice it and went right on talking. “We must do what we must do.”

I felt the saliva gather in my mouth.

Instead of spitting it at her (which I really wanted to do), I swallowed it because right then, I knew why she was there.

I knew.

She was there to rub my nose in my own misfortune.

See! Total bitch!

My mind started whirling to try and hit on something (anything!) that would make her let me go without causing a scene and make her just plain go without, again, causing a scene because I did, indeed, have paintings to sell, a scene might hinder that effort.

Before I could come up with a plan, her eyes caught on something and her head came up.

“Don’t I know him?” she asked and my head turned in the direction where she was looking. I saw Hector, his handsome face carefully blank but his eyes were on me and I could see, even across the room, they were alert.

I turned back to Monica and opened my mouth to speak when her eyes went squinty like she was looking into the sun.

“I think he works for my yard company. He’s one of those, you know… immigrant workers or whatever. What’s he doing here?”

My head jerked back like she slapped me right before my hands formed into fists.

Now, someone please tell me she did not just insinuate that Hector “Oh my God” Chavez was an immigrant yard worker crashing an art opening.

She kept going, oblivious to my tense posture and what had to be a deadly vibe emanating from every pore in my body.

Her eyes still on Hector she said, “God, Sadie, he’s staring at you. I don’t know, he’s definitely good-looking, if you like that kind of thing but… oh dear, he’s heading our way!”

She jerked my arm as if to pull me away but I stood rooted to the spot.

I yanked away from her and stayed where I was but my head turned to watch Hector walk the last six feet to my side.

The minute he did, I moved in.

I put one of my hands on his abs and leaned up on tiptoe to kiss his downturned lips.

“Hi, babe,” I said softly and saw something warm flash in his eyes but I ignored it.

Somewhere along the line, something had exploded in my brain and I was powerless to control my own actions. That was to say, I was beyond worrying about causing a scene. Or, I should say, I was about to cause the scene that would end all scenes.

I leaned my body into him until his arm slid along my waist and I turned to Monica.

“Hector, this is Monica Henrique. Monica, this is Hector Chavez. Hector used to be an agent for the DEA which is why you probably recognize him because he was undercover in my father’s operation for over a year before he brought him down. So, obviously, he used to be around a lot. Now, we’re sleeping together and, let me tell you, he’s amazing.”

I felt Hector’s body grow tight and I saw Monica’s face pale but I kept on talking.

“Hector,” I flicked my hand out to Monica, “Monica never worked a day in her life, she hasn’t slept with her husband in five years but she has slept with the guys who work for her gardener, loads of them. She also gets Botox injections, so much, I think it’s affected her brain because she thought you worked for her yard company. I’m guessing, wishful thinking?” I asked Monica sweetly.

Now Monica’s mouth had dropped open.

“Sadie –” I heard Hector say in a low voice from beside me but I ignored that too and kept my eyes on Monica even as I saw people approaching from all sides.

“And, just to set the record straight, I don’t sell paintings because I have to, I’m rich, my mother was rich, my mother’s mother was rich, my mother’s mother’s mother was rich. My family struck it big in the gold boom and we’ve been fat cats in Denver for years before you crawled out from the underbelly of whatever scaly, reptilian, dragon queen that spawned you. I don’t have to work. I sell paintings because I’m good at it.”