“I, uh...” My voice trailed off as I fiddled with my zipper. I turned to look at Clementine and her face was bright red as she avoided eye contact with me. “Well, it’s raining now officer, so I think we’re going to head home.”

“I don’t think so young man.” He stepped towards us. “Both of you get up and don’t make any sudden moves.”

“Sudden moves?” I asked and he frowned. “Really officer, we’ll be fine. We were just saying we’re ready to go home.”

“I’m sure you were.” He pursed his lips. “However, I’m about to change those plans. I think you’ll be enjoy a trip to the precinct.”

“Precinct?” My heart stopped. Clementine was going to kill me. She was literally going to rip my heart out and eat it with her bare hands.

“I’m going to have to take you both in for sex in a public place and indecent exposure.”

“What indecent exposure?” I jumped up. “We’re both dressed.”

“Young man, are you threatening me?” He grabbed his baton.

“What?” I asked incredulously. Was this guy crazy?

“Do not raise your voice at me.” He said in a deep tone and I knew that I had to be careful with what I said next.

“Officer, I want to apologize for our actions today.” Clementine jumped up and said softly. “We were irresponsible and we have learned our lesson. Please don’t arrest us.” I saw the police officer staring at Clementine for a few seconds and I could see that he was taken in by her.

“If you just let us go, I can give you a thousand dollars.” I spoke up and I heard Clementine groan. I knew immediately that I’d fucked up.

“Are you trying to bribe a police officer sir?”

“Please, officer.” Clementine stepped forward. “My boyfriend and I are new here, we’re from South Carolina and well life’s a bit different there. Please forgive him, he’s just confused and worried. I promise you that if you let us go, you won’t see us here again.”

“Lady,” the officer addressed her with a frown. “I’m going to let you both go with a warning, but I want to give you some advice. Find a better boyfriend. A guy that loves you would be taking you out for a nice dinner and to a nice hotel for some real loving. This piece of cheap scum is only looking out for himself. He’s what we call a player. Any guy that is taking you to the park to get romantic is not the guy for you. Trust me, I’m a good judge of character. I know men like him. You seem like a nice girl and I think it’d serve you well to listen to my advice.”

“Thank you, officer.” Clementine nodded and I froze feeling furious. How dare he try and tell my girlfriend to leave me? He was obviously looking for a beat down, but I knew that if I laid one finger on him I’d be going away for a long time. I sighed and looked to the ground. “Rhett, help me gather up this stuff.” Clementine hissed at me, with fire in her eyes. “And let’s go.”

“I’m going to leave you all to it now.” The officer stared at me with narrowed eyes. “I expect you both to be out of the park within five minutes.”

“Yes officer, thank you officer.” Clementine nodded and grabbed up the sheets and stuffed them into the bag. “Let’s go Rhett.” She handed me the empty picnic basket and we walked quickly towards the exit in silence. We made it to the street before I turned to her.

“So is this my fault?” I looked at her to see if I was going to be the one getting the blame for her being loud and riding me.

“It’s not my fault.” She glared at me. “Mr. let’s pretend we’re having a picnic and have sex in the park.”

“You’re the one that said, ooh take me somewhere naughty and fuck me.”

“I never said that.” She said angrily.

“Oh, just like you said, I’m not going to wear any panties?” I shook my head. “I guess I made you say that as well.”

“I said that.” She stopped and sighed. “Fine, fine, fine. I thought it was going to be fun. I didn’t think we would get busted by the police.”

“So you didn’t have fun when you came?” I asked her softly and watched her blushing. “Was that just a figment of my imagination, Clementine?”

“Whatever.” She gasped as I bit down on her lower lip hard and sucked.

“I had fun when I burst my load inside of you.” I pulled away and whispered in her ear and she looked at me in shock.

“You’re a pig, Rhett. A real pig.”

“I’m just being honest.” I shrugged. “That was fucking hot how you pushed me on my back so you could fuck my brains out.”

“Rhett.” She groaned and started walking again.

“Am I lying or not?” I started walking again, knowing I was digging myself into a deeper hole, but not knowing how to stop myself. “That was the hottest sex I’ve ever had.”

“Fine Rhett. Am I supposed to feel proud of that?” She muttered. “My male slut boyfriend thinks I’m his hottest lay.”

“I didn’t say you were the hottest lay, I said you were the hottest sex.” I muttered angrily and then realized what I’d said. “Not that you’re not also the hottest lay as well. You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve—”

“Shut up.” She turned to me, her eyes furious. “If you want to make it out of this alive, you need to shut up.”