“Go easy on that drink,” he advised. “That has to be around one hundred proof.”

“Roger that, Captain,” she said. Hmm. Perhaps it had already taken effect.

She took a bite of the brussels sprout soufflé covered in faux cheese, shuddered and washed it down with another slug of cranberry vodka drink, which was becoming increasingly delicious.

“Ladies and gentlemen,” came the voice of the DJ, “please turn your attention to the dance floor, where Mr. and Mrs. Norman-Bates will have their first dance as husband and wife.”

“They’re really hyphenating, huh?” Jack said.

But Em wasn’t paying attention, because once again, a familiar song was starting up.

“Unforgettable” by good old Nat King Cole.

So Kevin wasn’t that original. Big deal.

There went the last of the cranberry vodka. What were those drinks called? Cape Codders? Those Cape Codders knew what they were doing. Emmaline should visit posthaste. Have some clam chowder and drink some Cape Codders. Maybe meet some nice fisherman like, like...like Phil on Deadliest Catch. Wait. Wasn’t he dead? Okay, then. It would have to be Sig.

Kevin and Naomi were very good dancers, all spinny and coordinated and stuff. Smiling, too. Very happy-looking.

Had Kevin really been so miserable when they were together? There had been times when he’d brood, but who didn’t brood once in a while? He had seemed to love her so much. How did that—

Stop thinking about this, the sober part of her brain ordered.

Angela waved to her, a sympathetic smile on her beautiful face.

The song ended; Em applauded dutifully. Cake-cutting time, maybe a dance with her dad, then beddy-bye. She was almost home free. And when she got back, she’d send Jack a big case of...well, something...and thank him for being the best sport ever.

There wasn’t even dessert to look forward to. Naomi had announced with great pride that, like the dinner, the cake was gluten-, dairy-and sugar-free. Brown rice cake with prunes. She wasn’t even kidding. The icing had beet juice in it. Beet juice, for the love of God!

“And now the bride and groom would like to invite their wedding guests to share a special memory of the two of them.”

“Oh, fun,” Jack murmured. The Russians muttered darkly, and the vodka was again passed around. Em smiled and shook her head, but Uncle Vlad ignored her and filled her glass halfway.

“Don’t drink that,” Jack advised. “I’m getting liver failure just looking at it.”

“I may need it,” Em said. “To share my superspecial memories.”

“If I said let’s make new memories, would you hit me?”

“I would. Yes. And don’t forget, I brought my gun.”

He smiled. That was something, that smile. “Show-off.”

The best man, someone Em had never met, was first to share. “The second I saw them together,” he said, “I knew it was the real thing. I mean, Naomi was screaming at him not to quit. And Kevin, he’s benching like three hundred as it was. Right, bro? Anyways, it’s times like that when you really know you’ve got a winner, dude—can I just say?”

“Beautiful story,” Jack murmured. “And loosen up, okay? We’re in love. Stop grinding your teeth.”

“Right. Got it.”

She unclenched her jaw and cracked her knuckles. Maybe she could flirt back if she gave it a shot. Then again, it was just that kind of thing that had her believing she was a fantastic dancer last year at the Bitter Betrayeds’ Christmas party. The footage from Shelayne’s phone had proved otherwise.

The special memories sharing was more of the same. The marathon when Kevin had to crawl across the finish line just after he lost control of his bowels. The difficult time when Naomi had ruptured her Achilles tendon and could only run seven miles a day. The hilarious time when they were doing an Ironman race and Naomi’s bike had crashed, her shoulder dislocated, and God bless her! She’d just rammed it back into place on a convenient tree, got back on the bike and caught up to Kevin, who of course hadn’t stopped because it was “emotionally important” for him to give this race his all, and of course Naomi understood and supported this.

“I don’t know,” Em murmured. “I think I’d want someone to stop and call an ambulance for me.”

“I would do that,” Jack said. “And I’d tell the paramedics to give you extra painkillers.”

“And to think I didn’t want to get married.” Aha! She could flirt!

He winked. Her knees quivered.

Then came Colleen’s turn. She tried gamely to pass, but Naomi was grinning ferociously, so Coll took the mike and sighed. “Well, Kevin and Naomi...um, near, far, wherever you are, I believe the heart will go on.” She handed the microphone back to the DJ and stole a mysterious lump of something from Connor’s plate.

Connor was not spared the microphone, either. “Good luck,” he said.

The DJ reclaimed the mike and headed for the back of the room. “Who else would like to share? You, miss?”

More vodka? Yes, I’d love some, she thought, snagging the bottle from the weird uncle, who smiled approvingly at her cutlet-enhanced br**sts.

Even worse, her mother popped into an empty chair at their table. “How are you? Don’t repress your grief. Let it out, honey. And why are you drinking? Isn’t it bad for the baby?”

“Hi, Mom. How are you? There’s no baby.”

“Enjoying your dinner, Dr. Neal?” Jack asked, and Mom murmured that yes, she was, then turned to look back at Em.

Her mother’s eyes were worried. That was the sucker punch. Mom meant well. She tried. Em knew she was loved, despite her parents being pretty clueless...when it came to her, anyway. They were better with Angela.

“I’m so glad you have Jack,” Mom whispered. “Even though I was upset that you didn’t want to share that with me earlier, I’m glad. It was so hard to see you heartbroken.”

Shit. Lying sucked. She looked away from her mom.

The DJ was at their table. “Do you have a special memory of Naomi and Kevin?” the DJ asked the tiny shrunken Russian grandmother.

“Kogda uzhin?” the grandmother said.

“When is dinner,” Jack translated into Em’s stiff hair. “Poor thing doesn’t realize this was dinner.”

“Great!” the DJ said, handing the microphone to the boob-watching uncle. “And you?”

“Many years ago, when I come to United States,” Uncle Vlad began, “I say, here is country of opportunity and money! Ha-ha! And my little niece, she is living dream! Za vas, Naomi!” He tossed back a shot.

“Excellent!” the DJ said. “And you, sir!” He shoved the mike into Jack’s hand.

“Well, I don’t know either Kevin or Naomi that well,” he said, “but I can only hope they’re as happy as Emmaline and I are.”

Mom beamed. Squeezed Jack’s arm.

Em took a deep breath. “We’re not really engaged, Mom,” she said. “I lied about that. I’m sorry.”

Jack closed his eyes.

There was a collective murmur.

Ah. Seemed like the microphone might’ve picked that up. Shit and vodka, her luck really sucked these days.